You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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