a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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