Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
