He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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