If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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