i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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