I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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