Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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