we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
