We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
the day after is always just damage control
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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