Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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