quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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