it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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