why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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