it wasn't lemon gatorade
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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