are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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