Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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