You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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