You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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