i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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