You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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