Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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