There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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