I want to make a zoo with you.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
they need to just BURY HIM!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Found your dick twin last night
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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