I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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