I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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