I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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