is your mom at the bar?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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