How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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