batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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