I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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