So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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