I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Blood and glitter go together right?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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