If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So apparently I’m into choking now
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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