Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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