We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's like God shit irony all over that family
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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