You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think your dad took our porno
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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