$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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