this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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