Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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