what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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