I don't think brook has ever known best
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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