Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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