Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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