so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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