Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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