I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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