bring money and cleavage
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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