We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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