He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Buhtt sex?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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