I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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