sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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