Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
