it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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