I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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