I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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